有趣的unix命令 (ZT)

小飞爱使申华

有趣的unix命令
作者：李公子　　　　　　　　　　
This came to me from UMass.

Note that the
'%' prompt indicates the C shell,
and the
'$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >; matter
matter: cannot create

coffee and tea

这都能想的出来？？？
你真是天才！！！
佩服，佩服


－－－－－－－－－－－
大哥大嫂过年好

jag

几百年前的东西了 还拿出来现眼

memoza

[quote]原帖由 "jag"]几百年前的东西了 还拿出来现眼[/quote 发表：


东西虽然是老了些，但是共享精神还是要赞扬的嘛。

小飞爱使申华

[quote]原帖由 "jag"]几百年前的东西了 还拿出来现眼[/quote 发表：

海淀区的，就是牛！

蓝冰

呵呵，有趣

pms

。。。

quicksand

好玩

real

呵呵，有趣！！

Philmoon

是呀，谁说UNIX老是严肃地板着脸呢？