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标题: 转-怎么写出一本程序员风格的修真小说？ [打印本页]

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作者: cokeboL    时间: 2015-12-26 14:42
标题: 转-怎么写出一本程序员风格的修真小说？
http://www.zhihu.com/question/32422838

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作者: dorodaloo    时间: 2015-12-26 19:15
windoze 写一本？
我屏住呼吸。点头称是。

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作者: windoze    时间: 2015-12-26 22:08
修真的不熟，搞个玄幻异世界大陆的吧

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2. 著作权归作者所有。
   
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4. 作者：Badger
   
5. 链接：https://www.zhihu.com/question/36899399/answer/70116204
   
6. 来源：知乎
   
7. 
   
8. For the lack of a nail,
   
9.     throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!");
   
10. 
    
11. For the lack of a horseshoe,
    
12.     EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot();
    
13. 
    
14. For the lack of a horse,
    
15.     RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run(
    
16.       new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance()));
    
17. 
    
18. For the lack of a rider,
    
19.     MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure(
    
20.       MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance(
    
21.         new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL),
    
22.         new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER),
    
23.         new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo(
    
24.                                         BattleLocation.NEAREST))),
    
25.       MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE);
    
26. 
    
27. For the lack of a message,
    
28.     ((BattleNotificationSender)
    
29.       BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
    
30.         BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT,
    
31.         BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification(
    
32.           ((BattleNotificationBuilder)
    
33.             (BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource(
    
34.             BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS),
    
35.             BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification(
    
36.               BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST),
    
37.               BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier()));
    
38. 
    
39. For the lack of a battle,
    
40.     try {
    
41.         synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) {
    
42.           BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait();
    
43.         }
    
44.     } catch (InterruptedException ix) {
    
45.       if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus(
    
46.            BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()),
    
47.            BattleContext.createContext(
    
48.              Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance(
    
49.                new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate(
    
50.                  RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) ==
    
51.           BattleStatus.LOST) {
    
52.         if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) {
    
53.           LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage(
    
54.             BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR,
    
55.                                          Locale.getDefault())));
    
56.         }
    
57.       }
    
58.     }
    
59. 
    
60. For the lack of a war,
    
61.     new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint(
    
62.       DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult(
    
63.         NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper(
    
64.           new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy().
    
65.             executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan(
    
66.               NotificationSchema.ALERT,
    
67.               new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY),
    
68.               new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage(
    
69.                 MessageType.WRITTEN,
    
70.                 new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR),
    
71.                 new MessageSessionDestination(
    
72.                   DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))),
    
73.               DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties(
    
74.                 PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING ||
    
75.                 PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL ||
    
76.                 PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(),
    
77.         PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())).
    
78.       waitForService();
    
79. 
    
80. All for the lack of a horseshoe nail.
    

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作者: fender0107401    时间: 2015-12-26 22:15

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作者: xialufeifei    时间: 2015-12-27 15:21
膜拜

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作者: dorodaloo    时间: 2015-12-27 18:28
回复 3# windoze


   

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