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又一笑话:\r\n\r\n新娘和18m的ce(customer engineer,负责硬件的)结婚,新婚之夜,新娘寂寞座在床边,新郎在旁边狂敲电脑。\r\n新娘说:Dear, today is a special day, let\'s do something special and make something happy!\r\n新郎答:Just a moment! I\'m waiting for system power on!\r\n\r\n新娘暴跳如雷,遂离婚,但鉴于对18m的敬仰,又找了一个SE (system engineer,负责系统的)\r\n新婚之夜,新娘寂寞座在床边,新郎在旁边狂敲电脑。\r\n新娘说:Dear, today is a special day, let\'s do something special and make something happy!\r\n新郎答:Just a moment! I\'m waiting for system IPL (initial program load)\r\n\r\n新娘暴跳如雷,遂离婚,但还是敬仰18m,又找了一个SM (service manager)\r\n新婚之夜,新娘寂寞座在床边,新郎在旁边狂敲电脑。\r\n新娘说:Dear, today is a special day, let\'s do something special and make something happy!\r\n新郎答:I\'m manager,you are staff,please fix the issue by yourself. |
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