<追女孩的程序--2004>(试用版)我们这里太冷清

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#define AND  &&
#define  OR  ||
#include "婚姻法.h"
#include "恋爱宝典.h"
#include "情书百科全书.h"
#include "好老公指栏.h"
#include "淑女养成3000问.h"
#include "身份学历数据库.h"

char boy.有房()
{long search;
char house=无房;
for(search=北京;search<=上海;search++)
if(house.grade>;=0 AND house>;=五室二厅)
house=有房;
return(house);
}

char boy.有车()
{long search;
char car=无车;
for(search=顶级红旗;search<=奔驰银天使;search++)
if(car.grade>;=5 AND ( car>;=凯迪拉克 OR car>;=劳斯莱斯 ) )
car=有车;
return(car);
}

char girl.嫁给.boy()
{long search;
char marry=不愿意;
char boy.marry.ask[100],girl.marry.yes,girl.marry.no;
boy.marry.ask[] ={"你愿意嫁给我吗?"...... ...... ......}
girl.marry.yes="我愿意?"
girl.marry.no ="不愿意,真是癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉!"
for(search=boy.one;search<=boy.billon;search++)
if(search.look==超级帅哥 AND search.hign==高大威猛 AND search.boy.marry.ask[search]=="你愿意嫁给我吗?"..........)
marry=girl.marry.yes;
else
marry=girl.marry.no;
return(marry);
}

char girl.愿意等.boy()
{long search;
char wait=不愿意;
char 情书.[365天]={"日记式情书1",日记式情书1".........};
for(search=每年一月一日;search<=十二月三十一日;search++)
if(search!=0 AND 情书.[search天]!=0 AND search.look==超级帅哥 AND search.hign==高大威猛)
wait=愿意;
return(wait);
}

char boy.GiveGirl.玫瑰()
{long search;
long rose.朵数;
char *rose;
for(search=相识第一天;search<=+∞;search++)
{
if(rose.朵数>;=0);
{
if(rose.朵数>;=9)
rose="太少了!........@#$%^&*@#$^&*(";
if(rose.朵数>;=99)
rose="这还马马虎虎!........^-^^-^^-^^-^^-^^-^^-^^-^";
if(rose.朵数>;=999)
rose="你对我真好耶!,kiss....^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^^o^";
}
else
rose="靠,有没有搞错,你想空手套美女啊?"
}
return(rose);
}

char boy.拼命赚钱()
{long work.时间,work.工资;
long search;
char money;
for(search=每年一月一日;search<=十二月三十一日;search++)
if(work.时间==7天X24小时 OR work.工资>;100000元/月 OR work.工资>;100万/年 )
money="拼命赚钱";
else
money="拼命加班+省吃俭用"
return(money);
}

boy.Set(char Nothing)

char next_year()
{printf ("两情若是长久时不争朝朝暮暮!";
printf ("来日方长,我看还是再等等吧? ";
printf ("青山不改,绿水长流,后会有期!";
}

void result.love(char boy, char girl)
{
    if( boy.有房() AND boy.有车() )
    {
      boy.Set(Nothing);
      return girl.嫁给(boy);
    }
    else if( girl.愿意等() )
    {
      next_year();
      for( day=1; day<=365; day++)
      {
        if( day == 情人节 )
          if( boy.GiveGirl(玫瑰) )
            girl.感情++;
          else
            girl.感情--;
        if( day == girl.生日)
          if( boy.GiveGirl(玫瑰) )
            girl.感情++;
          else
            girl.感情--;
        boy.拼命赚钱();
      }
    }
      年龄++;
      girl.感情--;
      if( boy.有房() AND boy.有车() )
      {
        boy.Set(Nothing);
        return girl.嫁给(boy);
      }
      else if(! ( boy.赚钱 >; 100,000 AND girl.感情 >; 8 ) )
        goto next_year();
      else
        return girl.goto(another_boy);
    }
    return girl.goto(another_boy);
}


main()
{long boy.年龄,girl.年龄;
char 关系考察指数;
printf("请彻底查询boy & girl 真实年龄,严禁早婚早育!";
boy.年龄=get.boy.年龄();
girl.年龄=get.girl.年龄();
if(boy.年龄>;=24 AND get.girl>;=22)
goto 确定关系;
慢慢发展中()..............;

if(关系考察指数>;0.9)
result.love(boy,girl);
else
{if(marry==结婚)
result.感情破裂.离婚(boy,girl);
result.财产分割(boy,girl);
else(marry==恋爱中)
result.分手(boy,girl);
result.byebye(boy,girl);
}

else(关系考察指数>;0.6)
goto 继续考察;
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}